The Anal Retentive Meridian
Monday, September 14, 2009 at 06:59PM Gotta love twitter, and the random exchanges that can spark such impromptu blog posts. (Thank you @musecrossing!)
Anyway, it began with a request for my Curry Lentil Soup recipe.. which I managed to offer in less than 140 characters, (yay me!), but when asked for exact amounts, I replied that "I don't do quantities."
For one, it was a pretty simple toss up of lentils and veggies, and two, I really didn't feel like going there at that time. And in less than 140 characters.
My twitter pal fretted, claiming 'obsessive-compulsiveness', and 'anal-retentiveness'. Knowing her husband is also a shiatsu practitioner, I thought (and rightfully so) that she would appreciate the humor behind my preference for calling it a "Large Intestine meridian imbalance".
After she ROFL (her) AO, she asked which points she should request her hubby to address in hopes of treating this condition.
I immediately thought about a client I once had... an engineer for a certain large corporation who literally had his head on screwed too tight. And I don't mean 'literally' as in 'figuratively', as it often gets improperly used, but as in, I could not put pressure on either of his shoulders without his head lolling from side to side quite dramatically. Like they were one in the same.
This was always fascinating to me as the LI meridian is one of the yang vessels that runs up the arms, across the shoulders, along the neck and face to either side of the nostrils. In addition to the Liver/Gall Bladder meridians, the Large Intestine figures primarily in neck and shoulder tension.
So what? Bear with me, I have a point, and it's pretty cool.
Okay, so one psychological association of the LI meridian, besides attention to detail (aha!), is the ability, or lack thereof, to let go. Of thoughts, ideas, stuff, details, anything no longer serving us.... (Can you see the parallel function of the anatomical large intestine here? Do I have to spell it out? Okay, moving on.)
The LI, along with its yin paired meridian, the Lung, are about grief, trust, details, as I've said, and this meridian, when imbalanced, shows up with an overconcern for the little things, and a need for control to prevent one from feeling vulnerable. The yin Lung meridian which runs from the upper part of the rib cage o the front of the body, out along the inner part of the arms, often gets contracted in an attempt for protection, and can result in an equal response of tension in the LI meridian... bracing oneself, keeping the shoulders rigid and scrunched, and the head and neck in firm control. (Next time you're driving, or typing at your computer, or balancing your checkbook, just take a sec and notice what your shoulders are doing. Oh, and your breathing... lung control, after all.)
Control, control, control. Yes, the Metal element, which the Lung and LI belong to, is all about that. Yes, we need to pay attention to details.. we need our editors and proofreaders and control freaks. But a little trust in the unknown, and a loosening up with cleansing breaths, will help bring some balance and relief from chronic shoulder and neck pain.
(Hey, I'm a Virgo... this stuff is part and parcel of my astrological heritage... perfectionists as we are fated to be. And, when we feel stress, where does it affect us? Our digestive systems! Hey, whaddya know??)
What to do.
Shoulder massages are nice. Even better, some pressure on the area under the clavicles to open up those contracted muscles.
The Makka-ho LU/LI stretch and its complementary exercise are great. I don't have visuals (yet) so I'll try to describe it.
Stand with feet hip width apart. Lock your thumbs behind your back, and take a breath in.
While breathing out, bend forward at the hips, raising your arms as comfortably as they will go up behind your back. Stay in that position for five full breaths. Don't force, just allow your exhale to take you deeper into the stretch, while noticing the tension in your body with each inhale. Those lines of tension? Them's the meridians.
Come up gently, and pause for a moment.
Now, with your arms at your sides, bring your middle fingers and thumbs together. Swing your arms back slightly, and then, taking a deep inhale, swing them forward and overr your head, while leaping forward onto your right foot.
As you exhale, bring your foot back into place and let your arms drop. Repeat with the left foot, and alternative several times.
Yes, you will feel like an idiot. And perhaps ungraceful. But this is the trust thing. The motion is like taking a leap into the unknown. Imagine that. Imagine leaping into an abyss like a gazelle, with perfect trust that you will land gracefully, and safely. Nice deep, cleansing breaths.
Perfect trust.
After you've done this about five times on each side, repeat the forward bending stretch, and notice, if you can, how much more ease you have going into the stretch.
Congratulations! You've opened up the meridian!
Do some shoulder scrunches, releasing them with full exhales, a few gentle neck bends, and trust that your head is still attached, but not so tight that it causes you pain.
The details always manage to take care of themselves.
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Reader Comments (12)
Well done, I always wondered where my anal retentive meridian was! I'm a Virgo too, but nice to know we can open up and let go, regardless of our astrological "burden".
I often ask my chiropractor for an "attitude adjustment" - adjustment of C1, C2, the atlas and axis, now I can "treat" another state of mind/body as well!
Is my head screwed on too tight? (Literally?)
And on a completely unrelated note, I was watching old episodes of How I Met Your Mother - if you haven't seen them, they are hilarious, I will lend you them! - and there is an episode where they each have these shattering realizations pointed out to each other (group of friends) about things they do that are annoying. One of the friends (Robin) always misuses the word literally (she says it in place of figuratively), and the other friend (Ted) always corrects her (his fault being he corrects everyone!). So when you were writing that - I had my own private giggle imagining Ted and Robin on my inner monologue narrating your blog! LOL
Julie: I love that.. "attitude adjustment". Yes, spinally (is that a word? LOL) that would be the spot. As far as we Virgos go, we may be largely hopeless, after all the world does need the nitpickers. But at least we may be able to find a small degree of digestive relief once in a while.
Wendy: I have not sen that show, but would love to. Thanks for the offer, and I'm glad (I think) you found some amusing imagery to go with. :)
So you never answered - Is my head screwed on too tight?
LOL.. Oh Wendy. My first response is that if you even have to ask, probably yes. :)
Sorry, I didn't respond sooner, but my head isn't screwed on enough. But anyway, how does it feel to you?
HAHA I figured you would respond this way - but my curiousity was more because you wrote about the man that had his head so tightly "screwed on" that " I could not put pressure on either of his shoulders without his head lolling from side to side quite dramatically. Like they were one in the same."
I was more asking if mine was, though not THAT tight, tighter than the average bear (so to speak)? LOL
Sorry, Wendy, but I have seen worse. :)
HAHA I don't want to be worst! You act like it's a bad thing! I am just searching for answers! LOL
Anyone would think it's unhealthy to have constant negative thoughts, but thinking something negative randomly 100 times a day is way too common. Controlling our inner processes is key to good mental health. Great article.
Thanks for commenting Annaly. As with all things, it's all a matter of balance. In TCM, it's believed that overthinking is 'injurious to the Spleen'. Spleen is associated with the muscles and flesh, so what that means to me is being in one's head too much at the expense of being present in the body.
Also, obsessive thinking is a form of chi stagnation, which always leads to bigger issues.
Anyone would think it's unhealthy to have constant negative thoughts, Controlling our inner processes is key to good mental health. Great article.
Hmmm. not sure this is solely about negative thoughts, but about the constant worrying over details, which for many people doesn't seem like a negative thing... and actually may feel like the productive and responsible thing to do. In fact, it's the 'controlling' part of which I write, so 'controlling inner processes' is an interesting choice of words. :)